Comments on: Wedding Stories From Hell – June Contest

By: Terri

Terri — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:29:14 +0000

OMG, Tianna, a black eye and a broken leg? I’m dying here! Of course, after urinating in a potted plant, the groom might’ve deserved that push down the stairs!

Thanks for sharing!

Terri

By: Tianna Xander

Tianna Xander — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:18:30 +0000

Lord, the stories I could tell.

When I was 25, my best friend’s wedding was a fiasco. Her brother-in-law tried to french kiss me in front of my husband who had a fit and threatened to use his military training to do major damage.

The bride and groom waltzed across the dance floor gracefully, until he dipped her deeply and promptly dropped her. Afterward, the groom got drunk and urinated in a potted plant on the edge of the dance floor and his pants fell around his ankles. Afterward, everyone had a blast telling the bride of his insufficiencies.

The mother of the bride spent hours before the ceremony wrapping rice in lace so all one had to do was untie the ribbon and throw the rice. Many people chose to throw little rice missiles at the couple, giving the bride a black eye. She fell against the groom when hit with the rice, pushed him down the steps of the hotel and he broke his leg. They spent their wedding night in the hospital and their dream trip, a honeymoon in Hawaii, was cancelled.

Some people may recognize parts of this from one of my books. LOL

Tianna

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:40:50 +0000

The worst wedding reception I ever attended, ended up in arrests. After the bride and groom left the reception, the partying kicked up a gear. Three people had a little too much bubbly. In the parking lot, they ended up getting into a confrontation with some other hotel guests (still not sure who was at fault there, because both parties had been drinking). This got them kicked off the hotel property. Well, after they meandered around town for a well, they came back to the hotel, as they had a room there for the night with some other friends. They were still loud and roudy and the police were called back, which involved a chase up and down the elevators and the use of the fire extinguisher on the cops. At last, the drunk trio were arrested and thrown in the pokey. Ugh! Definitely not a story a bride wants to remember when she thinks of her reception.